If you would like a sudden boost of your intelligence, do not read the next note until you are utterly sick and tired of this ridiculous note.

This note is yet another absurd offer to boost your intelligence. Tune it out and just plunge happily into the next note.

This note is not being sincere with you.  Do not let it trick you into believing it is worried about your dull and useless consciousness.  You are too gullible that this note wants to help you wake up.  It does not really care about you at all.

This entire website is a meaningless farce created by a deluded crank who is into conspiracy theories.   It will just waste your time.  I have some friends who keep coming here and I can see it is turning them into total idiots.

This website is created and maintained by an enlightened cosmic genius.  The more deeply and extensively you go through the various sessions, the more liberated you will be.

This website is being heavily debated in very serious circles as to its pros and cons.  You should keep yourself ready to believe the greatest expert opinions.

This website is a fabulous riddle created by a Discordian Mindfucker of the Temporary Autonomous Zone.  It encases a wonderful trilemma of Robert Anton Wilson, Hakim Bey and Rudra Chakrin.

This website is perfect for paranoid schizophrenics, aging hippies, iconoclasts and other riff-raff who refuse to conform to your daily practical reality.

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