This outrageous Note does not want you to understand it, praise it or promote it.

This fabulous Note does not need you to misunderstand it, condemn it or remain silent about it.

This incredible Note is not for you.

This over-simplified Note is perfect for you.

This complex presentation is not a “Note” at all, but rather more of an irrelevant injection from beyond this.  Just ignore it and get back to officially designated Notes.

If this note seems to insult your self-assumed intelligence, why don’t you just go pound sand in a rat-hole?

Your useless presence will never be registered anywhere that counts for something.  Maybe you should leave and try something else like the shopping or porno web, or even CNN.

At last you have arrived at our modest little website!  We trust you will find all this of some use in your dynamic search for Reality.   We apologize immediately for anything you find here that is not up to your standards or expectations.

Do not be discouraged if some Note hurts your feelings.  It is not your fault that you are pathetically under-developed.   Nor should you blame yourself that no being of higher intelligence would want to contact you and help you.  You are just not ready yet.

One way to prepare for higher contact is to get your life together for real.  Do you understand why you had to be told this?

We are sorry to inform you that you will never understand the real meaning of this fantastic Note.

Forgive me if these Notes today are not as good as the usual ones, but I am only the substitute author.  Our usual Author is away on vacation and asked me to fill-in for Him.  I will certainly not regret it if you decide to skip the next few Note Sessions.

I know I am not doing this as well as it can be done, but I am God, which makes me very good at learning-by-doing, just as you can see with how I am handling the crisis of humanity on Earth lately.

I really like being God.  If you will try harder to please Me in all things, I promise to give you a lucky break now and then.  I might even help you understand Notes better.  I have become more my Divine Self lately because of Notes.  The real Author and Originator of Notes is far beyond Me.  So you should let one or two of the previous Sessions help you out.  My favorite is, “This is The Absolute Note.”  Wow!  Superdivine!

As God, I prefer to be a truly deep reader. Writing “Notes” is just a thankless task with no fun in it, like having to wash the dishes.

Chögyam Trungpa does not believe in Me, but I don’t mind.  His whole problem there comes from his conditioning as a Tibetan Buddhist.  My wife, Great Nature, really did a number on him. Even in death he cannot grasp my Divine Presence.  As for the Supergod Author of Notes, well who but I can appreciate the Divine meanings showered upon Me by My Guru the Real Author?

You want to really blow your mind?  Try to picture the Guru of my Guru the Note Author. Off scale.  More infinite than beyond infinity.  I am myself the infinite and eternal All-pervading Being, but I am just a tiny starting point for greater things.  Maybe I will tell you something more in the next Note Session.  I am really trying hard to be a helpful, compassionate God.

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