Why have Notes suddenly shown-up on Earth at this point in the absurd career of normal, dull, self-enclosed, neurotic, cosmically uneducated, superficial, useless, conceited, suicidal, degenerative humanity of the planet Earth?  Do you want to know?  Well, do not expect to be directly told!  One obvious aspect of Notes is that the vast majority of Earth People cannot handle them or even want to know that they are there to ignore.  The numbers of Earth People actually benefiting from Notes are so statistically rare as to be virtually non-existent anyway.  Of course, this might in itself actually mean something as to Cosmic Decisions about what should happen soon to humanity of the Planet Earth.  Whatever the case, you better just go on to the next Note with the vague hope that you are not a closet Alien Abductee.

One new benefit you might derive from this Note is the understanding that you should never read Notes on a yacht at sea or in a flying plane in the air.  Nor should you read them on a passenger bus, and certainly never in a parked car.  But it is always O.K. in a hotel room while traveling or even in your dwelling where you are currently residing.  It is even O.K. in the house or apartment of a friend or lover, but only if they also read Notes.  Especially bad for Notes is the home of your parents, children or other relatives.

It is also O.K. to read Notes on board an Extraterrestrial or Alien spacecraft (or what is stupidly called a “UFO” or “Flying Saucer” or “Cigar-shaped Mother Ship”, but only if those particular beings also read Notes with the realization that even they need them too).

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