There is a secret of human evolution so great, so fantastically important, that no average visitor to this website, no typical reader of this article, will want to give it the serious consideration necessary for it to be transmitted.  You, of course, will not want to discover that you are nothing but an average visitor, a typical reader here, which is precisely what makes you so average and typical.  You are therefore most probably unqualified to receive the Great New Secret that is being revealed here for a qualified visitor/reader.

Kevalin Absoluto, this cosmic teacher, this transmitter of the great new secret, does not function within your kind of purposes and aspirations of your social self-importance, your desire to get or give attention.  This is the fundamental reason you will dislike this article and depart from it without receiving or comprehending its Great New Secret.  If you speak to others about this article, you will say, “There is no ‘great new secret’ in that article.  The author is obviously playing games with gullible readers.”  Or you will have some similar stupid judgement based on your lack of cosmic consciousness.

The unpopularity of this article is the impossibly thick veil over the Great New Secret, yet it also discloses a stupendous hint, like a signpost pointing unmistakably into the Great New Secret much in the manner of an ancient Zen Koan.  Hence, whatever increases the unpopularity of this article accidentally increases the power of the Great New Secret it contains.

The Great New Secret here is not unlike the Golden Ball in the sci-fi novel, Roadside Picnic or The Room in Tarkovsky’s film, Stalker.  It is also like the Chintamani held by Dhyani Buddha Ratnasambhava of the Tibetan Vajrayana meditation system.  Yet these too are only hints, signposts on the road no average, typical reader of this article can possibly travel.

The Great New Secret will grant virtually any wish of its knower, much like the mythical Silver Key in the hand of Randolf Carter of Earth or the claw of Zkaub the Wizard of Yaddith.  However, such a fanciful hint or signpost can be incredibly misleading for the average visitor or typical reader here.  Starry Wisdom Zen Koans are decidedly against the rules of uncosmic minds.  The incongruity is too great for them, which I call, The Principle of Majesty, which clearly indwelled the Golden Sphere in the movie, The Sphere and the Mind Materializer Machine of the Krell in Forbidden Planet.  Yet these further hints or signposts are useless for twisted and pathetic little cognitive systems functioning in terrestrial human brains.

©2006 Kevalin Absoluto